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Big Brother 7 All Stars: Nakomis Is Gone - James Is HoH
Episode 7 Recap by Jason Mak
July 21, 2006
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Last night on Big Brother 7 All Stars James won the HoH! And that shirt he was wearing was nice wasn't it? Oh, I'm skipping ahead now aren't I, so let's get to the recap of all the drama on Big Brother.
We start the episode with Julie Chen giving us a brief review of what's happened over the past week. They show scenes of the BB Slop food challenge, and Will's barbecuing of Kaysar at the hot tub, and of course, Erika not using the power of veto on Nakomis and Diane. No surprise there.
Cut to a second after the no-veto announcement and we start this episode. Nakomis and Diane start to hug everyone in the finest Big Brother tradition. It's those phoney hugs like "Oh, It's not personal", "Oh, I know I know. I'm okay with it". Muahahaha! Bovine fecal matter. Of course, it's personal and you care. But it's smarter to play silent then deadly.
Diane takes it the hardest and she and Nakomis flee to their bedroom to put their faces back on. Both of them are saddened and disgusted by the cop-out - referring to Erika's no-veto - and wished someone would have had the cahones to use it for once in the game. Okay, reality check: I know where they're coming from, but history has proven that if you use the veto, you will probably be evicted next week. I don't remember who it was that did that, but you can see they didn't last long enough to make an impression since I don't remember.
Anyway, back on track. Speaking of the devil, Erika walks into the bedroom as Nakomis and Diane were just getting warmed up. Erika swears - not on the bible; don't worry - that she "couldn't" use the power of veto. She says that she had the power to remove someone, but not to put someone up. A somewhat cryptic statement. Did she mean morally she didn't want someone else to have to go up? Or that she couldn't choose someone to go up and so strategically it meant nothing to her. Mmm, I'm guessing she implied reason one, but I think she meant reason two. That evil floater. Anyway, she walks out after trying to sell her excuse and Nakomis and Diane don't believe her for a nanosecond.
After that, the camera cuts back to Will and Howie sitting on the couch cuz they were too lazy to get up after the veto ceremony. And in the most disturbing occurrence of all time on TV, Howie kisses Will on the cheek. Will has this look on his face like a hobo just touched him before things get even nastier. Howie proceeds to molest - yes I do say molest - Will! He reaches over and starts rubbing the back of Will's neck like he's his lover and he just came home after a hard day's work or something. Will can only respond verbally and asks Howie if he chewed paste when he was young. Howie says yes. And I don't believe he was joking either. Meanwhile Jase is sitting on the opposite couch and watching the whole thing, completely unfazed. Even more disturbing.
A little bit of time passes and Diane and Nakomis start campaigning to save themselves. Some of you may dispute the word campaigning, but in my book, if you try to save yourself, that's campaigning. For some reason it has this negative connotation and it shouldn't. You must save your ass or else it is grass! We understand. Ahem, so Nakomis cruises into the HoH room, finding all the members of Deep Six in there (I don't remember if Marcy is in there since he lives in Janelle's shadow anyway) while Diane trots on over to the evil people in the yard to sell her case. Note: If you don't know who the evil people are, then you're not watching the show. Evil people meaning Will, Snot, and Jase. Don't be offended, they are terms of endearment in a game such as this. And I think Danielle and Erika were there. Doesn't really matter.
In the HoH room, Nakomis tries acting for once in her life. She tells Deep Six that it is her mission to kick out Will and Snot, and that they really have to go home. Deep Six buys what she's selling and Kaysar says they will fight hard to keep her in the house. They lie.
Meanwhile in the yard, Diane tells the evil crew that she's "not campaigning" - although she is, just in a quiet civilized way - and that she really wants to stay. She wants to go after Deep Six and cause lots of damage before she goes out. Yeah, okay, we believe you. Not! Since the only thing she can do damage to is her eye sockets from weeping all the time and setting the women's movement back twenty years.
Next we get some diary room confessionals of Booger.....
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