Big Brother 7 All Stars: Botox'd, Brainless, and Batty
Commentary by Alisa
July 17, 2006
The Sunday Night Show
Let's face it, it's a nice thing to know that Big Brother 7 All Stars will now take the yawn out of our Sunday evenings. Actually, earlier that day, I had braved the crowds and attended "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" so my brain was barely functioning. I got my Johnny Depp fix and I was a happy girl. I must confess that Johnny is the ultimate when it comes to idol worship in my life. I'm just glad I didn't mail all those love letters and marriage proposals that I had written to him.
Apparently, Erika was in a more outspoken mode than I was when she and Kaysar had a nice little conversation over the backyard pool table.
It appears as though Erika has been through a rough time lately. She recently lost her dog which is very tragic in and of itself. No one who hasn't loved an animal companion could possibly understand the sense of loss that one feels. Not only that, but poor Erika was also dumped by Josh (Big Brother 1) who I always thought was a knucklehead. They were together for five years.
"I Am An Equal Opportunity Kind of Guy"
Kaysar is nothing if not a diplomat. He says all the right things and those that don't share his maturity or courtesy are the losers. When asked if he preferred blondes to brunettes, Kaysar gave the above mentioned reply. He forgot to add, "As long as she's a nice Muslim girl and a virgin."
All of this was revealed during the heartfelt tête-à-tête that Erika and Kaysar shared. She then proceeded to propose to Kaysar who rose to the occasion by saying, "I thought you'd never ask." Then she declared herself his girlfriend even though she was Jewish and Kaysar was Muslim. He gave her the best possible response which made me like him even more. He said, "We can send the world a message." Even if this was just a spur of the moment response, I sense that Kaysar's heart is in the right place. He is truly a stand-up guy.
Chilltown Is Laughing Because They Don't Exist
Who are these two men (and I use that term loosely) who call themselves by that name? First, there is egotistical Will who has become a Cosmetic and Dermatological doctor because he can get his Botox for free, and then there is his idiot sidekick Mike "Jelly" Booger.
So far, each week after they are declared "safe," they laugh their dumb asses off by pretending to be insulted for not being put on the block for eviction. What kind of game are they really playing? There are only two of them and they think that they are such a big threat. They haven't done a thing but pretend to be something that they aren't.
Other Events of Major or Minor Importance
James is floating around and hanging with Mike and Will in the hot tub. Then he tries telling Janelle, who is not a dumb blonde, that he is merely spying on them. This guy is such a snake.
Meanwhile, Jase is pretty much doing the same thing. Not really aligning himself with anyone but himself. He thinks he's all grown up, but he neglects the importance of at least having one other person on his side.
Danielle is laying low at present, having just escaped the hangman's noose. I believe that she's bright enough to figure a few things out and hopefully they won't be as blatant as her first ill-timed and foolish move to separate the two HoHs.
Jedi Howie has just made Chicken George his apprentice and disciple. Between the two of them, they've got three brain cells, with Howie in the majority. That is just a sad state of affairs.
To watch two men with flabby bellies jousting in the backyard with their light sabers makes me feel quite ill. It's just so wrong. George soon senses that he has the "force" within him. Leave it to that birdbrain. George is even able to discern that Howie has a good heart.
This would be Howie's perfect opportunity to draw George into the SeaSix alliance, and possibly Danielle along with the Chicken Man. Let's see if he will be able to think ahead for a change and make that strategic and bold move.
Food Competition
Whoever thought that anything could be more offensive.....
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