Real World Austin: Nov. 1st Episode
They're Naked, Drunk, And On Vacation
By Natasha Darius
November 2, 2005
On The Real World...It's the first night in Costa Rica and what do you think the RW crew does? They jump into the ocean NAKED. Well, at least Wes, Nehemiah and Danny do.
I have a question. If you were going to an exotic place you've never been, wouldn't you visit some places different from where you would normally go at home? These suckas go bar hopping. Can you be any more original guys?
Anyhoo...they're walking down the street and some young boys ride by and say some stuff to Mel. Of course, Danny goes off and is ready to fight. Do I sense and insecurity problem here? Danny, nobody touched Mel. They're just looking and talking boo. Relax!
Nehemiah tries to calm Danny down by talking to him. But Danny expresses that he doesn't like people making comments to Mel and looking at him like he doesn't deserve her.
Dude you better get you insecurities in check or you'll always have your face busted over some dumb s**t.
Hey they did do something fun and different. They went on a Canopy Tour. It's actually pretty cool. You get to fly from tree top to tree top. We all know that Mel is afraid of heights but she went for it and conquered her fear. You know Danny was proud of his sweetie. Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Later, Wes, Nehemiah, Johanna and Rachel decide they want to go to another bar. They try to get Danny to go but he just wanted to stay and hang out with Mel on the beach. He just didn't see the point of being somewhere different and beautiful and do the same thing when they're in Austin. I happen to agree with Danny.
Wes thinks Danny's idea is stupid and Nehemiah concurs. However, Nehemiah states that the only reason Danny wants to stay is to keep an eye on Mel so she won't talk to other guys and guys won't have the chance to approach her. Wow! Who would have thought that Danny would be so insecure?
The next day of adventure for the RW crew is surfing. Let me say this, if you're as pale as Lacey, please don't wear a black bikini. When you're that pale, black looks horribly harsh on the skin. I pray to GOD that Lacey gets a proper tan. Anyway...surfing turned out to be not so successful. Nobody had a clue what they were doing. That's a piece MTV could have edited out completely.
Later on that evening, they all went out to a bar and someone came up with a great idea that Wes resembles Prince Harry. What?! Well, if you say so. Prince Harry is the unattractive Prince so I guess they're assumptions were correct. They decide to play on this pathetic theory and have people believing that Wes is Prince Harry. Nehemiah and Danny pretend to be his security guards and are actually frisking people before they approach and talk to Wes. How low can you go to get women to talk to you Wes?
Before I share this next tidbit of information, let me share this with you...never have a seriously conversation with a drunk person. The repercussions can make you look like an idiot when you sober up. Now with that being said, Danny and Mel were having a conversation about hooking up with different people. Danny was drunk and asked Mel a hypothetical question. "Would you hook up with Prince Harry if given the opportunity?" Mel answered and said that she would if she was single. Danny was stomping mad. Practically cursed her out and broke up with the girl. Are you serious dude?
The next day, Wes tells Danny what he said to Mel and he's freaking out. "I can't believe I broke up with Mel over something like that." Yeah you did Danny. Here's my advice boo. Stop drinking. The combination of your bad insecurities and alcohol can cost you a girlfriend.
Danny tries to approach Mel, but he feels like a herb. He couldn't even speak. She wouldn't even look at him. He eventually got a chance to pull her aside and talk. He apologized his butt off and said that he believes he's not good enough for her and that when other guys look at her when they're together, it just sends him crazy. Danny if you don't want those kinds of problems, then I suggest you get a butt ugly girlfriend. Problem solved. Anyhoo... they eventually make up of course. That's booty on the line. You can't mess that up.
I have to say this trip was probably the most boring to watch. Their vacation didn't even seem that long. Out of all the Real World vacation trips, this one was a snooze fest. When is that finale again?
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