Real World Austin: Nov. 8th Episode
It's Not About The Sex, Yeah Whatever
By Natasha Darius
November 9, 2005
On The Real World...I have a question. Why would anybody make out with Wes? I have another question. Why would anybody be jealous that Wes is making out with someone else? Ya feel me? Given the previous recaps, I'm sure by now, you know my stance regarding Wes. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then go back and read the goods.
Okay ya'll...this is how I'm gonna do this. This episode was somewhat of a snooze fest. The only thing that provided a dab of interest was the whole Wren and Wes thing. So that's what I'm gonna talk about. If you're interested in the Austin Film Fest and Nehemiah pursuing his career goal, then watch the reruns over the weekend.
Wes is trying so hard to get this girl Wren. He claims that it's not about the sex. Yeah, whatever Wes. Then if it's not about sex, why are you sexually frustrated?
Wes, Johanna and Rachel were walking home from the infamous Dizzy Rooster, and Wes expresses to his roommates how salty he is. He can't understand why he and Wren can't just be an item. Apparently she's holding up the process. He said that he was sexually frustrated and he doesn't see why he should be, because he has 5 girls lined up. Okay... I have yet to see these 5 girls he's talking about. MTV must have done a heck of a job on editing.
At the Dizzy Rooster, Wren and Wes are hanging out. There was actual footage of them kissing. What? That's a first. It was hard to catch what they were saying. Unfortunately there were no subtitles below the screen to help me out. I'm surprised MTV didn't provide that. The loud music and background noise was very distracting. It was hard to understand they're entire conversation. I did however catch Wes saying the 'F' word and Wren caught him on that. She actually said, "Don't say that. You said a bad word". Is she 5?
Wes goes home and complains to Nehemiah and Danny that he and Wren have reached a plateau. He said that Wren won't open up emotionally or sexually. He's getting tired of it. If you ask me, I think Wren is one big fat tease. You would think he'd recognize that and move on. He thinks that Wren won't wild out because of the MTV cameras.
Anyhoo...Wes and Johanna are having a conversation in the bathroom. Sidebar... why are the most stimulating conversations either in the bathroom or the kitchen? Just wondering. Pardon me as I digress. Like I was saying, Wes and Johanna are talking about the whole Wren situation. Same 'ole sexual frustration Wes has been venting to everybody else. Later they decide to head, where else, to the Dizzy Rooster. Wren is there of course, but things take a turn for the gross. Wes and Johanna are tearing up the dance floor and they even find room for a little tongue action in front of Wren. Can you say planned? Poor Wren looked so stupefied. The look was priceless.
But it looks like Wes's little plan to make Wren jealous, totally worked. The end result, and for the life of me I can't understand why, Wren took Wes back to her place and gave up the goods. That's what Wes said. Now I don't know how true that is. You know what they say; the guy who's always bragging about gettin' the panties is usually the guy who ain't gettin' a dang thing. Whatever. I hope it was worth the 35 seconds you've been bragging about.
Sure enough...Wes went around the Dizzy Rooster telling everybody that he slept with Wren. Real men don't kiss and tell. Have some class fool! Oh. My bad. You probably don't know anything about that, Wes. In fact, I'm convinced you don't know anything about that. Ugh! Since Wes was making such a big deal about this conquest, I'm willing to bet that this was probably the first and only piece of tail he's gotten from someone who was not drunk. How pathetic and tired.
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