Big Brother: The Sex Is Over And April Is Sad
Feed and Spoiler Report by Jenny Lane
Covering Wednesday, August 20th, 9:00pm to Thursday, August 21th, 12:50am Big Brother Time
August 21, 2008
On Wednesday, I left the Big Brother houseguests around 9:00 pm. It’s been an incredibly slow day, with nothing eventful to report. The houseguests were put on indoor lockdown at 4:00 this afternoon, and everyone assumes that BB is setting up an elaborate set for an endurance HoH.
At 9:00, the houseguests get beer and wine. Keesha doesn’t drink for the second night in a row.
At 9:30, Renny is upstairs. April and Ollie are packing, and Michelle is in there too. Dan, Keesha and Memphis are doing exercises on the floor in front of the pictures. Everyone is wondering what BB is building outside, because they can hear noises.
Michelle, Ollie and April are talking in the bedroom. Michelle is doing her stupid voices that I can’t stand. They talk about ‘Flavor of Love’ contestants (Ollie thinks Hoops is hot) and trying out for other reality shows.
Renny comes down and Keesha stops exercising to join her in the kitchen. They head to the spa room and the boys follow them in. They talk about hair color and dying hair and “the curtains matching the carpet” and Dan doesn’t know what they’re talking about, so Keesha has to explain it to him. Then they talk about the Loch Ness monster and Big Foot.
Wow, literally nothing is going on. The boys have resorted to talking about trading cards and video games that they liked when they were younger. Keesha comes in and they talk about how she lived in the country growing up and had to ride the school bus. It’s painfully boring.
At 11:30, Renny, Dan, Keesha and Memphis are in the kitchen talking about things that drive them crazy in relationships. Dan makes fun of Renny and repeats everything she says, imitating her voice and hand motions. Then Renny jokes around with Dan and pretends that she’s going to pull his pants down, and he acts all uncomfortable (I’m starting to think that’s an act). Keesha does an impression of Michelle’s awful baby talk voice.
At 11:45, the group decides to get ready for bed so that they can get a good night’s sleep before the competition tomorrow. Renny says goodnight to everyone and goes upstairs.
April goes off on Dan about reading the Bible. She says he’s embarrassing his religion by reading the Bible, and she takes her religion more seriously than he does (??). Ollie of course nods and agrees like a good boy.
At 12:30, Memphis, Dan and Keesha are in the bedroom talking about the competition tomorrow, and who might go up next. April and Ollie are in the other room about to have sex, and Jerry is in there lying in bed and clearly awake (so gross). Dan tries to get Keesha to open the door and barge in there (they can hear them rolling around).
At 12:50, sex time is done and April goes to the bathroom looking all sad.
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