Big Brother: Michelle Says "Playboy Will Want Me" And Other Delusions
Feed and Spoiler Report by Jenny Lane
Covering Tuesday, August 26th, 9:00pm to Wednesday, August 27th, 2:30am Big Brother Time
August 26, 2008
At 9:00 on Tuesday night, the houseguests are looking for beer, but so far there isn’t any. (It might have something to do with Ollie’s destructive temper tantrum?)
Dan and his group are talking about airplanes, bad flights, accidents, things like that. Then mailmen, which for some reason moves to suicides and then pedophiles, and then the death penalty.
Jerry is telling Ollie and Michelle that he’s going to make voodoo dolls of the others when he gets home. Then he motions how he’s going to stick pins in Memphis’ and Keesha’s dolls. Michelle has been in to check for alcohol a bunch of times. One of the times she came back, she said “there’s a bunch of hollering going on in there” and Jerry said “they’re fighting over which one of us to screw.”
Jerry says that “one of them assholes” walked in front of him when he was in the kitchen (I think he’s talking about Memphis), went to the refrigerator, “didn’t get nothing and then walked right back, it’s like taunting us” (taunting?).
Michelle is saying how Playboy is going to want her, and her mom will says “fuck yeah you can do Playboy.”
At 10:30, Dan and the gang are talking about family and football.
At 11:00, Ollie’s group is still complaining about Dan’s group. Keesha comes out to check laundry and throws something out in the garbage outside. When she goes back in, Jerry says “did you see how she lifted the trash and then put it up high, arrogant little cunt!” Ollie says she had no reason to come outside and use THAT trash, “she has her subtle stabs at people, she slams things and stares, she does it all the time.” Jerry says “I don’t know what the fuck she is, she’s a little bitch, I call her the black widow and cankles, when I go to the jury house, I want you to send me some meat to eat, cankles and sagging ass, she needs some false teeth, I’ll do that to her” (meaning Keesha…weird).
Dan’s group must be.....
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