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Big Brother: Dad And Daughter - It's Going To Be Ugly
Commentary and Report by Big Sister
July 2, 2007
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Now that CBS has made the official announcement that this year's Big Brother will include several hamsters with pre-existing relationships full of conflict and strife, oh my, the race is on to discover who has a history with whom? There is a lot of speculation and some of it is obviously tongue deeply implanted in cheek. But there is at least one that I am confident in reporting on.
Above are photos of Daniele and Dick. Twenty year old Daniele is 44 year old Dick's daughter. The family resemblance seems pretty obvious to me, but the clincher is Dick's MySpace page which includes the following pic.
The word is that they haven't spoken for years, and that just raises my opinion of Daniele, a lot. Read on and you'll know why.
Although Daniele's MySpace page is marked private, Dick's is not and it is very revealing, here is a little of what he wants us to know. Fair waring, this is pretty graphic and ugly.
"So my interests would include everything from surfing to porn, from lilacs to marijuana, from concerts to cats, from reading to riding Harleys, from traveling to a long walk on the beach, from spending quality time with people important to me to wasting time talking bullshit and deep subjects with strippers I will never see again."
He tells us about some of the people he would like to meet and why:
"Martin Lawrence when he lost his shit and was arrested, the guy that floated the bullshit stories of any and all unsolved assassinations, Nostradomas, John Wayne Gacy, Adolf Hitler as a little boy, the main torture guy in the Dungeons of London the dude that did all the brutality, John Smith just to ask, What the fuck are you thinking, some of these fanatical religious zealots of Islam just to tell them that fucking a virgin isn't all it is cracked up to be......fucking 40 of them would make me want to kill myself, and if they are already dead, well that should be torture enough and George W. so I could kick him in his fucking nuts... Why couldn't Dick Cheney have gone hunting with him and shot him in the face?"
In a post aimed at his daughter he says....
“Ok, let me say that this is long and if you have the attention span of a fucking nat or a tard with piss stained pants…. give up now. Don’t bitch or comment about the length of it, unless you are a girl talking about my cock .... My daughter is pissed and not talking to me again …. This time because I called and text messeged her 25 times and she didn’t respond .... then finally calls with such an attitude in her voice I wanted to slap the lips off her face, so I called her a bitch and she hung up on me.”
And finally his reflections on his relationship with his daughter....
"I haven’t been a great dad. My daughter hasn’t spoken to me for about a quarter of her life. Part her fault, part mine… but, yes… I am the adult, well now we both are, but point is made. We have, or she has always had a love hate relationship with me. I think she gets me, but she doesn’t. Is that her fault? I am fucked up, how is she supposed to get that? How is she supposed to understand that? She has been an adolescent teenage girl, she is now 20, how am I supposed to get that?"
Yeah, this is somebody I want to get to know. You have to wonder if the Big Brother even checks MySpace.
What really worries me is that they did, and they decided this is the kind of guy they want to bring into America's living rooms.
We can hope for an early eviction.
Big Sisters Top Ten Reasons To Watch The Live Feeds
10. The Chenbot does not appear in the feeds. Ever.
9. Alison Grodner has not once streaked the set. This could be the year!
8. They all sing. Really.
7. Last season we counted 42 "towel slips"!
6. Two words: Slop Drool!
5. You can impress your friends with "in the know" secrets!
4. Bathroom noises. We don't know why either.
3. You too can arrive at work with the coveted "live feeds stare".
2. Production screw ups and rabid producers. Oh my!
And the number one reason you should watch the live feeds....
1. Hook Ups! Hook Ups! Hooks Ups!
Well that's a little tongue in cheek, but not much really. If you have had the feeds before you will probably get them again. You know how much more fun they are than the show itself.
Here is a screen capture from last years feeds to give
you an idea of what it looks like. This is a much
smaller image than the real thing. You can see that
this one is showing four cameras. You can choose
how many cams you want to watch at once.
But if you haven't then here is a little of what you can expect. Truth time now.
There are dozens of cameras and microphones in the house and in the backyard. Yes, that does include camera's on the hot tub, the pool, the beds and every place else in the house. And yes you will be amazed at what goes on in that house that never makes the show.
On the feeds you will be able to choose to watch from one to four cameras at once. You can choose which feed to listen to the audio for. Or you can listen to audio on one to four feeds at the same time if you want to try and keep up that way. You can resize the feed images to whatever your monitor will allow.
You can quickly minimize the whole thing to hide it from the boss or the kids or who ever.
The Superpass version of the feeds, which we hope you will buy through us, includes a number of extras. Music and games and news and movies. But for Big Brother fans the extra that we all appreciate is the ability to chat with other fans who are watching the feeds at the same time. It's a great place to make new friends and catch up on what you missed. You can discuss who did what to whom, and who is planning what. You'll find me hanging out there often and if you see me please say hello.
The feeds are totally uncensored except for a couple of things.
Singing - The houseguests are not allowed to sing and if they do sing the producers will cut the mic or both the mic and the video and switch to different cameras. A lot of people don't understand the reason for this, but it really is simple. The live feeds are, by FCC regulation a broadcast. Any broadcast that includes music must meet the standards of ASCAP. This is the organization that makes sure music composers and writers get paid every time their music airs. Yup, even if it is sung by a hamster. Big Brother doesn't want to pay those fees, so they cut the feeds.
Bad mouthing Big Brother - The hamsters can talk all the trash they want about themselves, each other, and people in general. But if they start trashing the show or the production crew they will often cut the feed. This seems childish, but not much we can do about it.
A couple of things to keep in mind. The producers are often not paying attention and a lot gets broadcast that they don't want to get out. Too bad, we love it when the producers screw up. Often the producers will start scolding the hamsters and forget to cut the feeds. Of course the hamsters get defensive and angry. Evil Dr. Will is infamous for this and would often do it on purpose just to stir things up. I can't count the number of times he threatened to walk out of the house last year. Of course he never did. It's just all part of the show within the show.
When the feeds are cut we will get something on the screens to replace the cameras. Last year it was flames and some Big Brother music. It usually last a few moments until they switch to a different camera.
With so many cameras in the house and four views to choose from there is always something going on. The most amazing things really.
Sometimes there is so much going on that you just don't want to miss it and wish you had more than four views or you didn't need to sleep or need to keep up with real life. Well I can help with that.
There is a program out there that is called BBReloader. And I want to be very upfront with this. I use it, I love it, and I recommend it. And I am not getting paid to say this. This program is a great addition to the feeds and it is being used by tens of thousands of fans. And it is cheap! Real cheap.
There are a number of great things this nifty little program does. First it gives you another live feed. Five cams instead of four. But even better it will record the feeds for you. Want to get some sleep, it takes five seconds to tell it to record for you. Want to set it to start recording at a certain time and stop at a certain time. Well that takes about 10 seconds.
It also eliminates buffering, freezing and timeouts. They're gone. What this does is make the feeds the perfect experience instead of simply great.
I recommend it for every one of you who subscribes to the live feeds. And did I say it was cheap? Less than five bucks. Yeah, it's that good and that cheap. Big Sister says get it. You can pick it up here: Camera Reloader.
So if you are going to sign up for the live feeds, now is the time to do it. Superpass is offering an "Early Bird Special" and it is worth it. It's what I signed up for. But the special expires tomorrow so don't wait. There are several options and here's what I recommend. Sign up for the three month package. That will get you all the way through the Big Brother season and it's only $29.99, you'll save 10 bucks.
Like I said, it's the package I use and I recommend you do too. And in addition you get the whole Superpass package at no extra charge. That means, free music, free games, free full length movies and a free Real Player. Plus the Big Brother extras - Chat, Message Boards and Blogs.
Don't forget to subscribe to the Live Feeds! I need pizza!
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Because of her sisterly relation to her "Big Brother" it's really important that Big Sister's identity remain covert - we wouldn't want the parental unit getting wind of her snooping and "ground" her. Fortunately around here they can keep a secret much better than most of the major networks!
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