Big Brother: Jen Implodes, Dick Explodes, Jameka Gone?
Commentary by Big Sister
August 21, 2007
Warning: Spoiler Material Below
Dick goes to Zach and says "You're not making any deals with Jen are you?" Zach says "Are you on crack?" Dick says "I figured she was sucking your dick every night." Zach says "I don't get sloppy seconds after you."
Amber is called into the Diary Room. Daniele had been called in earlier and has not returned, nor does Amber. They are out of the house and on their adventure. Whatever it is.
Eric and Jessica are talking. Eric relates how Jen was in the room he was sleeping in and making noise and generally being annoying. Jessica tells him that Jen is putting all her stuff in trash bags.
Now Jen is out in the kitchen and she is cooking. She is supposed to be on slop and she is making turkey burgers. The other hamsters question her about it and she tells them she intends to eat them. Jameka tells her "You've come too far to do this." Jen says "I'm not here for any good reason and I'm bored." Dick says it's all about "getting attention." Talk about the pot.
Jen asks if "you are still talking about my erratic behavior?" Dick says "No, it's not always all about you." And he hates it when it's not all about him.
And then Jen does something that will go down in Big Brother history. Whether it is an incredibly dumb move or a very smart move won't be known for a few days or a few weeks. She goes and steals Dick's supply of cigarettes. She makes it to the store room without any of the other hamsters seeing her. She ripped into the packages and put the smokes in a trash can and then poured bleach all over them. Just before she began to pour the bleach Big Brother calls her to the Diary Room. They are too late. She says "Just one second" and continues pouring. When she is done she skips to the Diary Room.
While this was happening Dick was outside saying that when he goes out to meet Julie he going to light a cigarette and tell her to "fuck off if she tells me I can't smoke."
Dick goes in and finds that neither Jen nor her stuff is anywhere to be seen. The others go in looking and Jessica discovers her clothes and even her cosmetics from the bathroom are missing. Jessica didn't look behind the couch in the bathroom which is where Jen hid everything.
And the feeds are cut. We get Big Brother Trivia. It only lasts about five minutes.
When they come back Dick has discovered that his cigs are missing. He tells Eric and Jessica "That fucking bitch took my cigs! And that is provoking violent behavior!" Does that mean he feels justified getting violent with Jen? Or is he saying that Jen taking his cigs is violent behavior? I'm not sure which, but I know the festivities are just beginning.
Eric says "I can't believe it." Jessica asks "How many cartons?" Dick says "Four." Eric jokes, "Please warn me if the pots and pans are coming out." Dick threatens "They better remedy the situation or their will be trouble."
Dick goes looking for Jen's stuff and finds it in the trash bags stuffed behind the bathroom couch. He takes it upstairs to the HoH room and hides it there.
The producers now want to talk to Dick but Jen is still in the Diary Room so again they cut the feeds for a few minutes. When they come back Dick is saying that he was told "hiding is fine but destroying is not."
Jen now comes out of the Diary Room and Dick says "Bitch! Where did you put my cigarettes?" She ignores him. Dick starts yelling. "Crying bitch. I took all your clothes. Big crying baby who wants to leave. I have all your clothes and you will be wearing those until you leave on Thursday. Go cry some more. Go have a turkey burger." Jen says "Okay." He goes on about her stuff some more and is not getting the rise out of her that he wants so he makes it more personal. "You could not get a vote even if you gave Zach a blow job." Jen says "I've never asked for a vote." Dick tells her "No one is going to miss you."
Dick goes outside where the others are hiding to avoid the confrontation.....
Because of her sisterly relation to her "Big Brother" it's really important that Big Sister's identity remain covert - we wouldn't want the parental unit getting wind of her snooping and "ground" her. Fortunately around here they can keep a secret much better than most of the major networks!
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