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Big Brother: Jen-Noying to the Jenth Power
Report and Commentary by Emma Brand
July 16, 2007
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Last time on BB, Jen, the obsessed with her looks, internet phenom won the HoH. Jen is the girl that the good people over at CBS cast every year who is certain that every single guy in the house should fall in love with her. These people are generally extremely self-centered (see the time that she wasn't happy with her memory wall photo and cried for half an episode).
However, with all of the precedent, I have never seen anyone come into the house with such an extensive line of self-promoting t-shirts. So far, we have seen "Jenth Degree", "Jensa Member", "Jen-uine" and "Jen-ius." I am sure I am leaving some out, but the whole thing is just Jen-noying if you ask me. And now, we know that Jen can't leave this week. Jen-tastic!
A quick detour down Irony Lane: the visual of Joe, sitting in the Diary Room being all Avril Lavigne with a tie (but with no shirt), and complaining that the HoH competition was priceless. The final question about how many gallons the teacup could hold was both stupid and controversial because of the opening in the teacup, but not the most ridiculous thing to happen in the Big Brother House ever. Quote from Sour Grapes Joe about the answer, "I am sick of people being rewarded for stupidity in this country." Wow. I wonder why Joe thinks he was cast for this show. His overwhelming intellect? Last time I checked there was a room in the house to work out, a room to eat, rooms to sleep, a hot tub, a teacup, but where was that chemistry lab where Joe spends his free time trying to cure cancer? Oh, right, not one. Joe is changing the world with his personality and we could all fall in line more effectively if the country would just stop rewarding idiots. Right, Joe, thanks for looking out for the rest of us.
Another great pic of Jen-Noying.
When Jen went up to see her HoH room, I was really hoping that CBS had hired an intern that is as happy to torture the Jen-noying hamsters as I would be. Because as Jen talked about how nervous she was to see what pictures would be in the room, I would have loved it, if she would have walked in to see all of the pictures of herself that she hates. That could have been the best Big Brother breakdown of all time. The pictures of herself that time she got that breakout. Pictures of herself after she cut her own hair when she was 8, pictures of herself when she hit the awkward puberty stage before her boobs grew in and all that grew was her nose. Where are those? Why couldn't they be in the room? I will tell you. They weren't there. Even without the intentionally horrible pics, Jen was still disappointed in them.
I did like that Evil Dick didn't go up to see the room, but he is going to have to start faking nice soon in the game if not this week because to injure a houseguest's pride is the worst thing you can do. Obviously, it cost him a nomination, but I like that he stood up for sitting outside and smoking if you don't feel like caring. That was Jen-sational!
I cannot believe that Nick pulled the "key to my heart" trick with his suitcase key. I will be honest, I'm pretty sure the last time that was cool to do, Steve Sanders was still doing detention for having the Legacy Key and breaking into West Beverly High to change his grades. Daniele was also not impressed. If he had handed her some sort of weight loss pill, it would have gone over better. Oh, who am I kidding? She brought those in, just like apparently the rest of the houseguests brought in 600 cartons of cigarettes each.
I loved the teams.....
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