Big Brother: God Is Lying To Amber Commentary by Emma Brand August 22, 2007
The second quote is even better. "I just feel like I let my family down." What she is saying there is that she let her family down because she guessed that 67% of Americans polled thought that Zach looked the most attractive in his bunny suit. Let that last sentence just wash over you for a second. How dumb is that statement? You let your family down because you cry like a baby every seven seconds and act like an idiot all the time. You don't let them down because you are a few percentage points off on a question. Sweet goodness!
And as painful as it is to listen to Amber speak, it's just as painful to watch Eric try to hit on Jessica (or not hit on her as the case may be). When will Eric ever, ever, in his life have an opportunity to speak to, hang out with, and get to know, or otherwise have a relationship with any girl who even approaches the level of Jessica's attractiveness? The answer is never.
Obviously, Jessica is desperate for male attention, and Eric is looking like a junior high boy in a sorority house panty raid. It's just awkward. I have seen Hungarian high school exchange students with more game. Bless Eric's heart. Zach acted like he blocks Eric's advances and that shows you Zach's intelligence level because Eric isn't advancing - at all - ever. He just talks to her. And the woobie thing was another opportunity lost by the American public. Seriously, how fun would it have been if Eric had been forced to give his "woobie" to Dick? I mean, come on, people. What story could he possibly make up for that to be an appropriate exchange to have?
The twenty-something Jewish kid who wears ironic t-shirts has to give a forty-something year-old bar owner a stuffed animal because- no really fill in the blank here, because I have no clue what Eric would have said to ED. If we are going to suffer through this lame twist why is America hell-bent on not having fun with it? I do not understand it at all.
What was the point of making the players for the POV sit on those motorcycles? It is ridiculous the lengths the producers of BB will go to try and make the same question and answer games seem different. Whether they sit at desks, use chalkboards, on motorcycles, or hanging upside down: it is the same game, week after week after week.
Of course, Hurricane Daniele continued to run through the house, winning competitions like a freaking freight train. And Amber went up to the HoH room and promised Daniele everything but her right kidney to get off the block. She swore on her daughter that no matter what, and whenever it happened that Amber would never, ever put Daniele on the block, and that she would vote out whoever Daniele told her to, no matter if it was Jameka or not. All of these promises were exactly what Jameka warned her not to make immediately before Amber went up there. I think my bathroom rug is smarter than Amber at this point, and I know for a fact that it has more integrity.
So Jen is backdoored, Amber is an idiot, and Daniele has safety from Amber for life.
Emma Brand is a reality television addict from the South, who thinks that the only bad television is no television. She would love feedback. Her email is sweepthelegjohnny15@gmail.com
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