Big Brother 9; "BB8 Kicks BB9 Ass-Despite Pickles & Hissy Fits" CRD's BBAD Coverage:
Written by Cindy Rutolo Dietrich
March 10, 2008
Big Brother producers must have been drooling.
Big Brother chat rooms were finally filling.
People were yelling and drinks were flying.
It all felt so familiar.
Let the games begin.
When Julie Chen called the Chelsia/ Josh/ Amanda confrontation the biggest fight in Big Brother history, I strongly disagreed. That wasn't a fight. It was a hissy fit. There's a lot of that going around this season.
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The biggest fight in Big Brother History took place last season between EvelDick and Jen Johnson. Yeah, Joshuah and Chelsia's tantrums are interesting, and mildly riveting. But none of them had the breadth, and depth of that fire breathing scene between E.D. and Jen. So, maybe it was the longest. It was probably the loudest. Chelsia has a big mouth. But it was not the biggest fight in Big Brother history.
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Most of the fights on BB9 are pale imitations. They're really more like daily tantrums between an immature cast of twenty somethings. There's always something happening. Seizures and fights. Confrontations and lies. Even a double hospitalization. Every night's a fight night on BB9. But watching Allison made me sick. I could feel my ulcer kicking in. She was the most pathologically manipulative houseguest in Big Brother history. And until she was evicted, she was running that house, and the game. But she wasn't the only drama queen stirring up things.
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Yesterday was a day of hissy fits and hysterical confrontations. Seriously, the things that come out of Joshuah's mouth. Well, he really should be on a stage. ( Not.) Chelsia's the one that makes my mouth drop. Seems she insisted Natalie smell her crotch. Somehow I doubt they'll be showing very many of these fasinating exchanges. I missed it too. But Joshuah kept reliving it. So you'll get to too.
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Seems Josh was slightly upset when The Head of Household Alliance (HOH Alliance), my nick for them, led by Ryan, Mattie and Natalie, successfully pulled off a carefully planned bait and switch. During the POV Ceremony they blocked Josh's plan to backdoor Matt. Put James on the block for eviction instead.
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The other side, Chelsia, Joshua and James, let's call them The BB9Devils, became filled with a vindictive and toxic rage that Joshua's still unleashing today. They retaliated with hissy fits yesterday. Naturally the two large guys decided they'd only attack Natalie, the smallest one in the HOH alliance. Josh also launched his third vicious, verbal attack on yet another girl in the house. Then the BB9Devils took a bad page from the BB8 play book; emulated, and bastardized it.
Here's What CBS Is Saying:
CBS has picked up the reality series BIG BROTHER, hosted by Julie Chen, for an eighth installment to be broadcast this summer.
BIG BROTHER premiered in July 2000 and has been a key component of CBS' summer programming ever since.
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