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Celebrity Apprentice: Blago's Premature Ejaculation, The Rocker Needs To Man Up And A Quitter Quits
Commentary and Recap by RTVC Staff Writer Rikki A.
March 29, 2010
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Not playing for
Coke Heads of America.
This episode of Celebrity Apprentice only confirmed what I knew; Rob is a dirt bag and Holly is obnoxious.
I’ll start with Rob. I don’t even want to type his entire “premature ejaculation” line, as it was disgusting and unnecessary.
In the context he used it it didn’t even make any sense. It sounded like something he planned on saying from the beginning and was waiting for the perfect time to use his cleaver line.
He used it at the wrong time and sounded like an idiot, I bet his former speech writers were appalled.
Also, it was shocking how little he was able to use a keyboard, he looked like a monkey being taught to type.
I find nothing appealing about Blago, as he comes across the dirt bag. If he is on the show to make his public image better I think he is failing miserably.
The producers gave all of America what we wanted with the addition of Curtis Stone face time, and it was greatly appreciated.
You know what was annoying? When Selita was laughing about him being photographed in an apron saying how unoriginal it was and it would be like her in a thong and wings. Honey, without your thong and wings, nobody knows or cares who you are, so at least the guys are smart enough to hone in on what makes Curtis famous.
Did Darryl Strawberry leave baseball to join The Bloods? What was with his all red shirt and hat combo? Maybe he is trying to dress like a strawberry. Self promotion, it would make sense. Where does it stop though?
Curtis Stone wearing a hat made of rocks, or Holly Robinson Peete wearing a dress of peat moss?
How about when Bret went on the little tangent about not being a “creeper” with woman? Oh really, then what was Rock of Love all about? This cast has very little self-awareness.
Holly is lacking in that department as she comes across militant, bossy, and selfish. I know you can be edited to look a certain way, but they can’t make things come out of your mouth that you don’t say. She was all mad about Darryl quitting, but she was only mad because they were playing for the same charity.
If he was playing for Coke Heads of America or some charity she didn’t care for she would have been excited to see one of her competitors roll over, but because they were playing for the same charity he should have fought harder.
What would Mr. Cooper have done? Probably hung in there.
Get it, cause she was on the show Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper. I guess if you have to explain your jokes they probably aren’t that funny.
Moving on, Cyndi again was made to look like a bumbling idiot, which is a shame because she looks like a nice person. At one point she was seen with a van full of rugs. When did the girl’s team use rugs? Are they just sending Cyndi on a wild goose chase just to get her out of their hair? Are they going to send her to get things from the basement of the Alamo next?
And what is with everyone using.....
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