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Celebrity Apprentice: No Sympathy For The Blagooretch
Recap and Commentary by RTVC Staff Writer Candace Lind
April 5, 2010
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The politician blows it.
What a surprise!
Bam! Celebrity Apprentice is on and we’re not wasting any time this week.
Hurry up, we only have two hours!
Just a quick glance into the war room when the phone rings.
It’s The Donald telling them all to come right back, right now. Uh-oh! They all come back to the boardroom and nervously sit down, and Trump tells them to pick their new project managers this instant.
MJ thinks he’s still the boss, so he says Blago can be PM, because he hasn’t done anything or contributed much at all yet, and it’s time for him to step up.
He’s Rod Blagoojevich, governor of Illinois – he must have some leadership skills! MJ says this somewhat sarcastically, but Blago smirks his smarmy smirk and says he’s happy to do it.
Flapper girl Selita volunteers for Tenacity. What is with those spit curls? She’s got a pretty face, but ew, what a hairstyle.
I can’t help it, I don’t like her. It’s instinctive. She’s already all defensive about how she’s going to prove herself, prove she can be a project manager just like the girls with brains! Whatever.
Ooh! Excitement! Trump gets them all wound up by telling them about the private jet waiting for them at the airport, but then bursts the bubble by telling them not to get so excited, because only the project managers are going. Disappointed faces all around the table, lots of quiet murmurs: "I wanted to go on the private jet!"
Little anxious bunches of people milling around saying “We’re gonna win this one!” They have no idea what the task is, and don’t even know when they’re going to find out. They’ll have to wait for their project managers to tell them what’s going on.
Selita and Blago, in the back of a long black limo, heading for the airport. She says she’s worried about taking on such a challenge, but she wants to prove herself.
Blago lays on his charm: “You gotta chip on your shoulder cuz you’re beautiful, so people think you’re dumb, right?” She doesn’t know exactly how to take that, because she is so dumb.
She says she’s underestimated because she’s a model, but she knows how to do all kinds of other stuff too. Of course she doesn’t say what any of those other things are, so we can guess.
Making herself look extra stupid with her hair? Glopping on all that nasty white eye shadow? None of my guesses would require her to have any brain power.
The limo pulls up to a private jet, Blago and Selita get on, and there’s Trumpy’s big face staring out at them from a wall-mounted monitor.
He tells them they’re going to.....
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