The Hills: "What Happens In Vegas…"
Episode 9 Recap by Erin Murphy
October 2, 2007
So, I'm drunk… what's new. Just got back from Los Angeles a few hours ago, I was very close to Heidi and Spencer and unfortunately I'm ovulating. I may be the host of an immaculately dirty conception of evil or I'll just have diarrhea since I ate lots of sushi and cheese along my journey. Either way, the offspring will look the same. Bottom line is I visited my boyfriend and he's sexy so let's all take a moment of silence to behold his beauty and his four-pack abs. I don't know how I landed this guy - he says I'm funny - I think it's my C-cup and I'm proud to say it's not from Dr. 90210 like Heidi.
On that note, how did that vapid broad get an US Weekly cover because she admitted to plastic surgery? We'll never know, but we still buy the magazines don't we. Oh well, ladies out there - we rule because we are nice to our friends, don't take their job promotions, and don't dump our best girls for loser dudes and that's why we're all better than Heidi. We should all be on the covers of magazines, but life just isn't fair. Lesson learned, DON'T BE HEIDI! Teach your daughters and gay sons how to be a decent lady in the world. Can I get a witness!
And so the show begins with plans for Brody's birthday party in Las Vegas. Oh but wait, before I can get somewhat excited we cut to Spencer bursting with fruit flavor about his upcoming anniversary with Heidi (oooh, one year - are we in high school) where they will go to the spa of Hollywood, Burke Williams and get a facial and a massage and if he's concerned than a happy ending. Heidi doesn't care about the spa day and asks if he's told his parents about their upcoming wedding. He says, "NO." He adds that his parents will totally welcome her after they are married. In my book, that's what you do when you know that your parents wouldn't approve and in this case, it should be Heidi that's hiding the marriage from her parents. Know what I mean!
The girls arrive at the airport to meet up with Bustin Jobby who has luckily enough packed his guitar for a worthy "Kumbaya" performance sometime during the evening. LC and Lo worry that Bustin won't accept them since they constantly refer to him as "Justin Bobby." I thought that was his name but he's not having it. They try to lighten the mood by asking for a serenade but he's not laughing. I am though, and that's what matters.
They arrive at the Palms and Lo is very excited to be front and center for the cameras. I recently read that Lo wants Audrina out of the apartment so she can replace her - total scandal. Brody and friends do a toast as LC arrives and Brody couldn't be more excited. He's getting laid. Jill, fresh from her "Family Ties" role as Tina Yothers, reads a magazine as everybody gets tanked.
At the Bolthouse Offices, Elodie tells an executive assistant that she's basically excited to have given her notice because Heidi took her job. Not only that, but it's her last day and TOP THAT (if you love "Teen Witch" like me, you get that reference and you are my hero). Heidi walks in and Brent discusses the tomorrow night Emmys only to hear that it's her anniversary so she's getting somebody to cover her. Can you believe this broad? She has no class, but we already knew that. Are you ready for it to blow up her face - I sure am.
Back again at the Bolthouse offices, Heidi confronts Elodie about covering her - I love this. I want Elodie to drop the ball like it's full of lead. Elodie promises to do her best to help and I can't wait for her to burn Heidi four ways to Sunday. I don't know what that expression means but I use it constantly. Anything done four ways is sweet - especially chili.
We're in Vegas, at Lo and LC's room and Lo is in full effect of being angry that Bustin Jobby doesn't love them. It is obvious there will be drama when Lo expects a smile from Busty Jobbin that we all know won't happen unless the club plays Pearl Jam's "Corduroy." The group gathers and whimsically bashes Spencer. Busty arrives with Audrina and the girls buy him a shot that he doesn't appreciate. Lo cares but LC only cares about hooking up with Brody. Frankie, our favorite matchmaker, works it with LC and tells her to hook up with Brody. They suck down their drinks and continue having a serious conversation which is always a good idea - trust me, I've been there.
Hello, it's the next morning.....
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