Who Wants To Be Superhero: Ranking The Heroes
By AP N Tenn
July 27, 2007
Who wants to be a Super Hero is back for an action packed 2nd season! Hooray for Sci-Fi for thinking outside the box on this fresh reality series! Last season Feedback was declared the winner, with Big Momma the runner up.
This year, we have another set of characters determined to be crowned Super Hero. They are all heroes in the eyes of Stan Lee, since they were chosen to come to the Lair and demonstrate their skills, but only one can be named Super Hero.
The prize is immortality, and a comic book and a movie on the Sci-Fi network, how about cold hard cash?
Basically since it is an even playing field, I based these rankings on costumes.
Whip Snap
Current Ranking: 1 - Previous Ranking: None
Her title says it all, Whip Snap has donned a leather half shirt, to make up an overall intimidating outfit. Her catch phrase is "Ill whip you unconsciousness and snap you back into reality." Whip Snap is a security guard by day.
Pathenon
Current Ranking: 2 - Previous Ranking: None
His outfit glitters with jewels, gotta love that. His catch phrase is 'Rock On" When not fighting the evils of the world, Parthenon is a College Department Head.
Defuser
Current Ranking: 3 - Previous Ranking: None
His outfit looks of a real professional, maybe a navy seal on a secret task, or a combat fighter, very urban. Defuser' s catch phrase is "When the Defuser's around, bad guys are going down." This is true, in that Defuser is a Cop by day.
Basura
Current Ranking: 4 - Previous Ranking: None
Two words to describe her attire- Eye Candy. She has on a sexy two- piece black number complete with gloves and armbands, with lots and lots of cleavage. Basura outfit is just totally too much cleavage, surely during one of her super adventures, she might pop out a boob! During her down time, Basura is an artist that specializes in trash sculptures. Her catch phrase is "Looks like it's going to get messy." I couldn't agree more.
Mr. Mitzvah
Current Ranking: 5 - Previous Ranking: None
Or shall we call him Mr. Millionaire…. His outfit was nice, pretty conservative black number, he did have what appeared to be a large caterpillar on his back. His catch phrase is "Oy Vey! And Mazel Tov!" really, I didn't make this up. When not spending his time being a hero, Mr. Mitzvah is a millionaire and philanthropist. Also Mr. Mitzvah has a vulnerability to Non-Kosher foods.
Hyper Strike
Current Ranking: 6 - Previous Ranking: None
A large red bandana over his head, tights.. not cute. Hyper's catch phrase is "Hyper… Hyper … Blast! Yeah ok… In his everyday duties, Hyper is a circus performer; during his audition he performed many acrobatic moves.
Mindset
Current Ranking: 7 - Previous Ranking: None
A cape, high collar, and a large round circular object on his chest. Do I really need to say more? Mindset's outfit just screens MAKEOVER! It is bulky and big and a hot mess. His catch phrase is "For the Future!" is he referring to his hideous outfit? During the non-super hero times, Mindset is a cashier.
Ms. Limelight
Current Ranking: 8 - Previous Ranking: None
Too many accessories, she has on sparkly shirt, high heeled boots, is she serious? My guess is no, at 19 Ms Limelight is just a joke in this field of super hero wannabes. Her catch phrase is "Lights… Camera…. Action"
Hygena
Current Ranking: 9 - Previous Ranking: None
Basically an old lady maid outfit, she tries to add some glamour to it by putting on glitter makeup. This is a mess, of great proportions. She carries a duster, what exactly does a duster have to do with fighting crime? Hygena catch phrase is "Fighting Grime and Crime." With her making the cut, kinda makes you wanna see who wasn't allowed on the show. This is definitely scraping the bottom of the barrel of superhero potentials.
Braid
Finished 10th
Yep that's her real, 'superhero' name. Braid… Big gold suit with a big wig of different colored braids. This was beyond a mess. Braid claims that her braids would be able to act as tentacles to snare foes. This wannabe is Ex CIA, with a catch phrase of "By the Power of the Prism." Yeah that's why she is at home now.
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