Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains: Randy Bailey - Stimpy's Take and Interview Commentary and Snarkfest by Stimpy
Randy Bailey (50)
Tribe: Villains
Hometown: Austin, Texas
Current Residence: Austin, Texas
Personal Claim To Fame: “Never having been CONVICTED of a felony.”
Inspiration in Life: “Nothing inspires me!”
Previous Finishes: Gabon: 11th out, 3rd Jury Member
Favorite Past Moment: “Awaking on Day 10 to a new team!”
Previous Survivor He Respects Most: Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
Previous Survivor He Respects Least: “Take your pick of the idiots from Gabon, mostly Bob.”
Why Did He Come Back? : “To right the wrong!”
Stimpy’s Thoughts
Everyone’s favorite wedding videographer is back, and probably just as nasty as ever.
I admit, I did get a kick outta Randy during his stint in Gabon, but while he is entertaining in how he takes no crap, that’s also the biggest strike against him.
And that pretty much kills any chance he has of winning this thing.
Randy does have a pretty good head for the game, and understands its ins and outs, but because he’s such a prick, it works against him.
Even people he’s allied with will want to kick his ass just for some peace.
It’s like last season with Russell the Dick™. You can be the ‘best player’, but if yer a prick about it and the jury chooses not to reward you for that, well then, as they say ‘you be fucked’.
One of the things that worries me about this Villains tribe is that there’s so many intense personalities, that they may end up tearing themselves apart.
But, if some of them can keep level-headed they can get to the merge with some decent numbers and go from there.
And that’s Randy’s only shot. He’s got to get in good with an alliance that needs him to stick around for awhile for the numbers. Then, he’s got to bounce and weave a bit to get his ass to the finals.
Unless, of course, someone decides to drag Randy to the finals with them, because they think he’d be great fodder in front of the jury.
To counteract that, Randy will have to be proactive and make moves ahead of the others, so he can get to the finals with someone who’s an even bigger jerk than he is (read: The Dick™ or Tyson), then he’s got a shot.
There are people out there that I think Randy can beat in the finals.
The trick is if he can get there with those people he can beat.
And, the other problem, is that I think there’s more people out there that Randy would have a hard time beating in the finals.
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