Ben Browning (28)
Hometown: Los Angeles, Calif.
Occupation: Mixologist
Ben Browning is a transplanted country boy helping to run some of the most successful bars and restaurants in Los Angeles. A bar supervisor and drink mixologist, Ben is often seen with a girl on each arm and boldly claims he’s never been rejected.
“I’m one of those people that just get lucky for some reason, if I want it, I do what I have to do to get it.”
Growing up in Kirksville, Missouri, Ben’s parents raised him with a strict set of morals and instilled in him a strong work ethic. His parents would always be there to whip Ben into shape whenever necessary.
Ben has worked hard for all he has in life and says “I don’t like cry babies, I like people who work their asses off, like people from where I’m from.” He is also quick to admit that the one thing he can’t stand is “whiners and wimps.”
When he is not hunting or fishing, Ben can probably be found on his motorcycle. Despite breaking his leg in a wreck in 2007, he is still an active rider and even part of a motorcycle club called “WhiskyBoys.” Described by friends as “a big hillbilly who will be rich someday,” Ben intends to leave his mark on the game of SURVIVOR.
Ben is single and currently resides in Los Angeles, Calif. His birth date is August 28th.
Stimpy's Thoughts:
Get the kids and gramma outta the room folks, because I’m about to let the expletives FLY !!!!!
Where do they find these people?
Mixologist? Yer a freaking bartender you doofus! Rum and coke into the same glass, and that makes you a mixologist?
Oh right, he’s probably come up with some flaming appletini type drink with an umbrella in it and skewered fruit.
Okay, getting that venting outta the way, there’s soooooo much to dislike about this twit, which probably means he’s final four bound knowing my luck.
Having said that, I immediately do get a slightly good vibe, in that he seems to have raised properly, with a good work ethic and all. And that’s always a plus.
But unfortunately (well, maybe not THAT unfortunate), it gets trumped by all the red-flags in there.
One, he’s full of himself. ‘Never been rejected’? Boy, is getting his torch snuffed gonna be a rough wake-up call for him.
And therein lies a huge problem for him. He thinks he’s such hot shit, that he won’t even be able to comprehend why anyone would want to get rid of him.
And why, pray tell would anyone want to get rid of him? After all he seems like he’s in good shape and has a good work ethic, which means he’ll probably be an asset around camp, right?
Well, yes and no. Go back and re-read that paragraph where Ben says he hates crybabies, whiners and wimps.
Has he even watched this show before? Hell, last season, Douche (aka Coach Wade) made a mint about bitching constantly.
How do you think Ben is going to handle something like that? And trust me, there’s been complainers and whiners every season, so they’ll be there in Samoa too.
And, if there happen to be a few more of them than Ben-worshippers at a given point, watch this guy get booted faster than Brett Favre changes his mind.
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