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Survivor Samoa: Heavy Is The Mantle Of Leadership As Russell Goes Down
Snarkfest by RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy
Octber 22, 2009
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No pizza for anybody!
Episode six of Survivor Samoa is in the books and it was chock full of ALL kinds of stuff; Liz needs and gets a miracle; Russell the Dumb™ gets medically evacuated; Stimpy gets the rights to SEVERAL new 800 numbers; AND the men of Galu get TV time to show their smarts.
Oh, they failed miserably just in case you were wondering.
But we’re getting ahead of ourselves here dear readers.
Let’s begin at Foa Foa this week, shall we? After all they’ve gotten so little TV time this season.
Yes folks, that was sarcasm.
Ahem.
Now, it’s usually natural to go the tribe that had just visited Tribal Council and see how they’re coping with the latest loss, or the machinations or fall-out of the vote that just occurred.
But, what do we get?
Mick complaining about how rough it is out there for them, and how envious he is that Ashley got to go to Loser’s Lodge instead of continuing to have to deal with the elements.
We have our first new 800 number moment for Mick: please dial 1-800-MAN-UP.
Not to be sexist, but it is good work - the hours are manageable and there’s no heavy lifting involved - but the point here, is that Mick is a man and he should just toughen the hell up and deal with it.
Mick is a part of a very small percentage of the population that’s gotten the privilege to play this game and if he doesn’t shut up and deal with the elements, he’s risking himself getting tossed in with the likes of That Pussy Osten™ from Pearl Islands, and That Bitch Janu™ from Palau.
Just sayin’.
And, if Mick had been a woman, then the 800 number would have been 1-800-DEAL-WITH-IT. Just because 1-800-WOMAN-UP doesn’t sound right.
Anyhoo.
Jaison then joins us to further continue the Lamentations of Foa Foa (long version apparently), but at least He of the Extraneous ‘I’™ acknowledges the need to toughen up.
Granted, he did it in one of the wussiest fashions I’ve ever seen or heard before, but it was something.
But still, dude! Captain Planet? Didn’t you watch any regular cartoons?
I’d have more respect for the guy if he said he wanted to just keep sticking to it like Wile E. Coyote always did.
After all that son of a bitch NEVER gave up on a chance to eviscerate that evil Road Runner’s carcass.
That’s a role model Jaison. Not some tree-hugging cartoon where someone has a ‘Heart’ element ring.
But the point was taken, however weird it may have been.
Jaison knows he’s got to keep his head (and heart) in the game in order to succeed no matter how tough it is.
Or, you could just be someone who.....
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