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Survivor Samoa: A Rant Of Epic Proportions
Snarkfest by RTVC Staff Writer Stimpy
November 20, 2009
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She hates Laura, just in
case you didn't know.
Welcome avid readers of Stimpy’s Survivor Samoa Snarkfests!
Not only is episode ten in the books, but you are all in for a treat.
‘Cause I’m gonna start with a rant of EPIC proportions.
Maybe it’s because I had two football games on the tube last week as I typed away, or the fact that I was drinking beer like there was no tomorrow, but Kelly’s departure has finally struck a chord with me.
And I’m pissed.
Not just because I think Kelly probably looks good in a thong - indeed, she cleaned up rather nicely as a member of the jury - but more so because of the fact that we hardly saw her this season.
And that’s where this rant is coming from. So, get the kids and grandma outta the room, because there’s a chance for the expletives to start flying.
So what’s got the burr up Stimpy’s ass you ask? Glad you did.
It’s how those nitwits at CBS have decided on the new direction they want to take Survivor in. Namely the fact that like last season, Survivor has chosen to give us one polarizing figure or character to focus on. In Tocantins it was Douche™ (aka Coach Wade) and this season it's The Dick™.
In both cases, apologists and those who spew clap-trap have accepted the focus on these two morons because they were 'good for TV'.
While I certainly agree that Douche™ - in his total cluelessness - was fun to watch sometimes just because he was in so far over his head - not that he'd admit it.
And this season, while it has seemed that The Dick™ is the only one who's playing the game, how are we to know that that's actually the case?
Again, the apologists and purveyors of clap-trap (yeah, I’m looking at you and your blogs too Probst!) tend to pose the questions: how would this season be going without Douche/The Dick? or, now that they're gone, why do you tune in to watch when the polarizing figure is now gone?
To address the first question, we have no freaking clue how the season would have progressed because these two goobers have gotten more face-time on their respective seasons than the TCU Horned Frogs have tackles for loss this season.
And that's part of the problem. We get these polarizing figures rammed down our throats to the point that they're only polarizing because some people enjoy their antics, while others just want them to go away.
Why not let the season unfold on its own? We can still get the gist that Douche™ was clueless and deluded from a few confessionals over a few episodes. We can still get the gist that The Dick™ THINKS he's running things in the same fashion. Give a few of the others out there a bit more face time so we can make a judgment on our own.
The same thing applies.....
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