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Survivor 33: Idiot Manly Men Bested By Twit
A Stimpy Snarkfest
October 13, 2016



"Off with her head" cried the twit.
Greetings once again, fans of Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X! Episode four is now in the books!

Thus, it falls to me, Stimpy, your humble (ha!) scribe to once again bid you hail and welcome to the Snarkfest. Lots of stuff to get to (and not all of it good), and we shall in short order.

HOUSEKEEPING!
Congrats to both the Toronto Blue Jays and Cleveland Indians for making it to the ALCS.

As for the Cubs in the NL? I’m not gonna believe the curse is over until I see them drinking champagne with the World Series trophy.

Hell, the only reason they’re going to the NLCS is because Bruce Bochy was an idiot Tuesday night in the ninth inning.

Comments from last week’s Snarkfest

caligal

Looking back on it now, yeah the whole episode was basically Paul taking over Sean Penn's role in 'Dead Man Walking'.

I can fish, am I as good as I think I am? No.

The kids will love me and think I'm cool because I'm in a band. No, they didn't.

He was totally clueless about everything, and even AFTER his foot in mouth moment, he was still willfully blind that the women might dare - I don't wanna rock the boat, with rebellious and anarchy like thoughts - but women might dare THINK independently?

I'm really starting to get the feeling that Survivor hates men, because it keeps casting these doofuses who are SO lacking in self-awareness, and COMPLETELY devoid of treating members of the opposite sex as adults and equals.

At any rate, you nailed it nicely.

The vote wasn't a surprise given how the episode played out.

It was forty-eight minutes of Paul being blissfully unaware that he wasn't all that and a bag of chips, until his torch got snuffed. Then he found out the bag of chips were waiting for the person who got booted.

Irony can be so ironic sometimes.

Jacob
Oh wow, you're gonna split the time-space continuum with shit like this: 'Makes me wonder if Taylor is gonna be Paul in 30 years....or maybe there's some time warp thing going on and Paul IS Taylor.'

How about asking a less-philosophical question? Like say: I wonder if Paul and Ne-DAN-derthal™ were separated at birth?

Because it really troubles me to think that there could be two guys who've independently gotten to their advanced ages, with absolutely NO self-awareness.

But I think you hit the nail on the head. He was there for the adventure, and wanted to be the 'big character' and not a good player.

Thank god he was booted so we don't have to deal with his unawareness as a member of the jury.

I think you also nailed it with regards to Ken. His confessionals seemed to be driven more out of jealousy than anything strategy-based.

Oh sure, there was ONE throw-away moment when he opined to us that the tribe would be stupid to vote him out, but that was it.

Yer probably not far off that he wants to emulate Moron™ (aka Ozzy), because who doesn't, right? He did mention him in his profile and that's why going in I had little to no hope for Ken.

Like I said a week or so ago. He's getting a 'growth' edit. He'll learn about himself and his place in the world, and be put on a slow boat to South America in short order, because he ain't winning this game.

At least his edit sure as hell doesn't suggest it.

With regards to your Survivor BF, Bret, I only referenced him as 'fat' to illustrate how useless the eighteen year old kid on the other balance beam was performing.

He ain't svelte, but I don't think he's obese either, I was just trying to REALLY dump on Will. I mean come ON son! Use those eighteen year old legs and MOVE!

Ahem.

As for Hannah.....

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