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Stimpy's Take

Adam
Bret
Chris
Ciandre
David
Hannah
Jessica
Jessica
Jessica "Figgy"
Michaela
Justin "Jay"
Ken
Lucy
Mari
Michaela
Michelle
Paul
Rachel
Sunday
Taylor
Will
Zeke




Survivor 33: I's All About Trust. And Revenge!
A Stimpy Snarkfest
November 3, 2016


1) Michelle:
Despite a minor misstep at the Immunity Challenge (which didn’t adversely affect her tribe) it was another solid edit for her. She’s been shown in a mostly positive light.

For the most part her challenge performances have been solid, and she’s been called out by Probst for doing well.

She’s gotten positive confessionals that don’t paint her in a bad light.

In short: This is not someone they want us to dislike. And there’s a reason for that.

2) Jessica:
Out of all the game-play that we saw, hers was the only one that we saw about really keeping ‘options open’.

She and Ken had sided with Adam? But that wasn’t that.

Now? She and Ken have bonds with Adam AND potentially Taylor.

Plus! There’s still that ‘legacy advantage’.

MIGHT POSSIBLY WIN - BUT ENOUGH RED-FLAGS

David:

He’s gotten a narrator edit. He’s got a talisman. He’s getting a bit of an underdog edit too.

Still, there’s something I can’t shake about his chances. I’m not saying it’s not possible - hell, given the right finals he COULD pull it off - but I’m just not thinking it’s likely.

4) Jay:
Talisman. So reasons. Made a big move by booting Michaela. Has shown SOME semblance of a brain.

He’s just not gotten the edit - other than crying about his mother and sister - that suggests to me he’s THE guy.

5) Adam:
I don’t even know WHY I’m putting him here. He’s gotten face time, and he HAS shown some forward-thinking.

Maybe.

HIGHLY UNLIKELY

Don’t see it in his edit. He’s too ‘namby-pamby’. Or something.

7) Hannah:
She’s had her moments of clarity. She saw the Taylor-Figgy-Jay-Michelle alliance brewing.

She figured out Bret was a cop.

There’s stuff to like, and like David, a solid underdog edit, but I don’t think there’s really anything here/

8) Bret:
Just because. Hasn’t been edited poorly yet. And at this stage of the game? If you’re a guy? And haven’t been edited to be a misogynist prick?

You probably have a chance. Hell, remember Mike from Worlds Apart? I didn’t have high hopes for HIM at his stage of his game.

Sometimes least objectionable DOES win.

NO CHANCE

9) Sunday:

Speaking of least objectionable. Out of those who have no shot? She qualifies.

Reasons?

Will:
Did make an appearance tonight.

Chris:
Don’t see it.

Zeke:
Probst’s love for him pretty much denotes he WON’T win.

His edit does much of the same. Survivor is all about adapting, and your adapting is to eat a lot?

Dude? That is NOT a winner’s edit.

Well, there ya have it folks. Hope y’all enjoyed it.

As always, feel free to debunk my thoughts (at your own peril - snork!) or just share your thoughts by posting below, or emailing me directly. Cheers!


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Stimpy is a huge fan of Survivor and enjoys dissecting each episode. When not watching Survivor or sports on TV, he fills his time by skydiving, rockclimbing, golfing, and rollerblading, as well as sitting on the beach drinking beer in British Columbia, Canada. You can contact him at Stimpy@Realitytvcalendar.com












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